The 25 Year Precedent: SATIRICAL EDITORIAL CARTOON

For Immediate Release
Rapid City, SD –From the Desk of the Press Secretary, Office of Waterfowl Affairs, Memorial Park Division

“The Office of Waterfowl Affairs notes the historical precedent set by the 25-year oversight of the aforementioned 563-acre mining operation.

We applaud the city’s long-standing tradition of looking the other way when it comes to expansion of operations, zoning enforcement, and tax assessment.

We trust this exact same level of bureaucratic flexibility will be applied to our current assumption of jurisdiction over the local park facilities. We are prepared to offer zero property taxes and aggressive hissing in exchange for official recognition.”